spacedace:

ailithnight:

spacedace:

What is it about laying on the floor when you’re overwhelmed that makes everything feel so much better?

When God has ceased to answer your prayers, it feels good to distance yourself from Heaven.

Adding this to my list of incredibly raw fucking lines gifted from the impossible wonder that is tumblr

(via firlachiel)

amygdalae:

amygdalae:

Went out w some1 but they kept quicksaving, like, every 30 seconds. I can’t stand ppl who savescum on dates like come on man you don’t need to max out my approval every single dialogue option, live in the moment

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bethanydelleman:

citizen-of-the-fandom:

sometimes I have accepted fanon as canon and I don’t notice how much until a fic writer gives Colonel Fitzwilliam any other name than Richard and I go “pfft, didn’t do their research, everyone knows his name is Richard” and then I realize no.

Jane Austen never gave him a first name. It could be anything.

Lady Catherine might have won the right to name her nephew and christened him Fitzwilliam Fitzwilliam.

We just don’t know.

His first name is Darcy. Obviously.

Fitzwilliam Darcy and Darcy Fitzwilliam, first cousins with the superpower of confusing people at reunions!

(Also, Jane Austen hated the name Richard)

futuristicballoondream:

bpdtomwambsgans:

when a british actor does an american accent everyone’s like “i didn’t even know they were british until they were on colbert.” but when americans do a british accent everyone’s like “they’re supposed to be from east cocksford but their glottal e’s are north dicksford. shameful.”

Saw an interesting interview with Hugh Laurie talking about this (on playing House and ‘getting away with’ doing an American accent):


“…. because they’re much less interested…they don’t have that 'Professor Higgins’ ear for…. class and background and geography and the way the British are much more attuned to wait a second where are you from and what trick are you trying to pull on me by… with that particular choice of words. I think partly again because it’s such a big country nobody really…. it doesn’t bother people so much where you’re from or why you sound the way you sound. America’s a country that’s too big to know itself. Someone living in Florida’s go no idea how people behave or what they eat or how they dress in Oregon, it’s just so far away - whereas we know, of course, we know absolutely everything about… every British drama we watch, we’re like, well that’s High Wycombe, that could never happen because it’s a one way system there! whereas America’s so mythically grand, it’s too big to know it'self, and that actually has an affect with things like accent. ”

(via dduane)

miguels-talons:

i want to give a bit of info to everyone who only knows miguel from the movie:

•he is not a vampire! his fangs are from his spider dna and are filled with paralyzing venom :) fun fact: the size of his fangs makes him mumble so other people don’t see them while he’s talking!

•he wasn’t bitten by a spider like most spider people! spider dna was atomically spliced directly into his genes making him 50% spider

•he doesn’t stick like other spider people! he uses the talons on his fingers to climb around and such! fun fact: these talons can easily slice through solid metal :)

•he doesn’t have a spider sense! instead, all of his senses are majorly enhanced!

•yes! he always moves like that! he automatically moves like a feral monster because that’s what he is!

•he has a fiancé named dana and a little brother named gabriel! they are the two most important people in his life :) fun fact: gabriel recognized that it was miguel in the spider suit the first time he saw him in it!

•his eyes are red because they can see in major details and in complete darkness. fun fact: this makes his eyes super sensitive to light, which constantly gives him migraines :)

•yes! his ass is that huge in the comics, too! everyone in the comics are always commenting on it ^^

•miguel is irish/mexican :)

•he is NOT the original spider man of his universe! there was a peter parker in the past before the year 2099

just wanted to clear up some facts about him movie onlys may have misconstrued ^^

(via beneziatsoni)

chuwenjie:

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While working on Across the Spiderverse, I painted this concept art of what Manhattan might look like in Gwen’s watercolor style!

(via firlachiel)

chuwenjie:

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While working on Across the Spiderverse, I painted this concept art of what Manhattan might look like in Gwen’s watercolor style!

unfortunate-stranger-losers:

things i think about CONSTANTLY:

  • daniel handler said that everyone in a series of unfortunate events and the surrounding universe is jewish “unless stated otherwise”
  • the only time it could possibly have been considered “stated otherwise” is in the netflix tvv, when poe and his wife mention being the only kids in their class without b'nei mitzvahs
  • literally the only non-jewish characters in this series are the bankers
  • daniel handler is the funniest man alive

(via manicpanicpixienightmare)

ilovemybarricadebabies:

After watching the deleted scenes of Titanic (1997) again on YouTube last night, there’s one little scene that I wish they would have kept in because maybe it would have ended that stupid debate about Jack and the goddamn door.

Like Jack tries to get on and the door TIPS OVER, and in the deleted scene in question, a man tries to approach the door asking for a chance on it, but Jack stops him because it can only support Rose’s weight. And before Jack moves to the front, he kind of nods and accepts his fate. From the moment that the ship hit the iceberg, Jack’s goal is making sure Rose gets out alive. He doesn’t care about himself. Rose is his main priority.

And the whole “they could have kept switching” thing needs to end as well because Jack never would have let Rose get back in that water. He accepted his fate, and it’s high time the rest of you did, as well.

Also, Jack surviving would have destroyed the point of the movie which is to make each day of your life count because you never know how long you have and how your life can be taken in a blink of an eye.

And if you ever need a lesson in irony, it’s Rose saying she’ll never let go of the promise Jack made her swear to just moments before, while needing to let go of him.

And those are my Titanic thoughts of the night.


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